Strip Club Experience (SCE) Blog

Welcome to our journal of bloglets at Strip Club Experience. Here you'll find snippets of information regarding the world of strip clubs and the people in them, plus general articles of fun and sexiness. All for you to have a quick bite on...

Jan 27, 2023

Joke: Vacation Sex

My wife said she loves vacation sex. I must confess that's not the kind of postcard I wanted to get in the mail, but I guess she's having a fun time with her girlfriends.

Jan 26, 2023

Club SinRock Reopens, & 15 Year Anniversary

Tonight (Thursday 26th January) Club SinRock, at 301 64th Avenue (West), Anchorage, Alaska 99518 reopens its doors, at 7.30pm. They have a brand-new look and vibe, plus it's also their 15th Anniversary, now that's a reason to party!

Jan 26, 2023

Quoted: Lip Service

“She doesn’t bite her tongue for anyone, but I hope she bites her lip for me.”

– Joseph Colombrita, modern-day poet from New Jersey. Check out his book “Imagine” available on Amazon by clicking on the “continue reading” link.

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Jan 25, 2023

Word Up: “Dracophilia”

You might think this sounds like a sexual fetish for Dracula or vampires in general, but it does in fact involve another mythological creature. “Draco” is the Greek & Latin for “Dragon” (although “Serpent” is another possible interpretation) and so, dracophilia is commonly used to describe a sexual fetish for dragons. If dragons were anything other than fictional creatures, then this fetish would come under bestiality (a punishable crime by law). Instead, people with this fetish must rely on imagination and creativity in order to satisfy their desires. On a simple level, a dracophiliac may fulfill some of their cravings with artistic images, books, and films involving or pertaining to dragons. Well-known examples of such creative endeavors would include The 1981 “Dragonslayer” movie directed by Matthew Robbins, the “Harry Potter” book & film series by JK Rowling, the “Game of Thrones” book & TV series by George RR Martin, and “The Hobbit” book & film by JRR Tolkien.

Those with stronger dracophiliac tendencies may seek to surround themselves with dragon images such as tattoos, fabrics (like clothing, bedding, carpets, etc.) with dragon emblems, and dragon-themed art (including sculptures, furniture, paintings, etc.). They may also seek to include dressing up and role-playing as dragons in their sexual activities with a partner – and this includes some cross-over with “furries” (fans of animal characters, usually with human characteristics) and “Otherkins” (fans of mythological creatures such as vampires, elves, fairies, etc.).

Fantasy fetish company “Bad Dragon” make a range of sex toys (some designed like dragons and serpents) including dildos (a few of which ejaculate!) and male masturbators (think fleshlights). This means either gender can orgasm to a dragon, either on their own or with the help of a willing partner. Click on the “continue reading” link below to go to their website and discover their interesting brand of adult fun.

Bonus Notes:

In 7th century BC the ancient Greek lawyer “Draco” was the first legislator to write down the law, replacing the oral system that had a range of vague and inconsistent applications. This led the Greek citizens at the time to complain of the new legislation as being unforgiving – hence the term used today to describe harsh laws or measures as being “draconian.”

During the 2nd century, the Roman army adopted a dragon head or “Draco” emblem as the standard for their cavalry, which was called a “Scythian.” Interestingly, the fictional Harry Potter character “Draco Malfoy” is in “Slytherin” house.

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Jan 24, 2023

Quoted: Garment Removals

“The art of striptease should be rechristened ‘Deciduous Kinesthetics’.”

– Ann Corio, famous American burlesque performer, and actress (1909 – 1999).

Jan 23, 2023

Joke "Love is Like a Butterfly"

Pro Tip: If you put your ear up close to her butterfly tattoo, you can hear the Daddy issues.

Jan 21, 2023

Sexy Facts: Rasputin, Russia’s Greatest Love Machine?

A legendary figure from Russian history who still endures today, Rasputin has been portrayed in books, plays, films, TV shows, & music. German disco band “Boney M” released the song “Rasputin” in 1978 which contains the lyrics, “Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine.” But, just how real are these stories of Rasputin’s sexual prowess? First, here’s a quick recap of his life:

Siberian-born Grigori Rasputin (1869 – 1916) had a religious conversion at age 28 while on a pilgrimage, becoming a mystic and self-proclaimed priest. Having traveled to St. Petersburg (Russia’s Imperial Capital city) in the 1900s, he captivated many religious and social leaders and, by 1906, this included Tzar Nicholas II (Emperor of Russia). Rasputin’s influence extended to the Tzarina, as he proved to be the only one who could stop their son (who was a hemophiliac) from bleeding, and she made the priest a member of the royal household. Rasputin’s domination in state affairs increased when the Tzar left to lead the Russian army during World War I. This was too much for some and a group of Russian nobles assassinated Rasputin, poisoning him, shooting him 3 times, beating him, and drowning him in a river.

Rasputin was a controversial and divisive character, with most accounts of his life based on hearsay. His followers found him a fascinating visionary, with mysterious qualities such as prophecy and faith healing. His enemies believed him to be a charlatan, accusing him of heresy, accepting bribes (in money and sexual favors), and debauchery (including having an affair with the Tzarina). However, the monk’s sex life is quite interesting.

It is believed Rasputin belonged to a religious sect (which split from the Orthodox Church in the 1600s) known as the “Khlysts” (“Christs”). While most of this sect abstained from sexual intercourse (even within marriage), some thought they were closest to God when physically exhausted from prolonged sex sessions. If true, this would explain a lot about the priest, and it seems Rasputin was quite the stud - with several sexual partners claiming the intense pleasure caused them to faint. There may be another reason for this too.

Rasputin’s daughter, Matryona (Maria) Rasputin (1898 – 1977), claims her father’s penis was 13 inches long (when flaccid). It seems followers of Rasputin had “found” his penis shortly after his assassination, and Maria took ownership of it from them. She eventually sold his manhood in the 1970s and, in 2000, it ended up in the possession of Dr. Igor Knyazkin who paid $8,000 for it. Since 2004, Rasputin’s penis has been on display at the Museum of Russian Erotica in St. Petersburg. It measures 12 inches long, and because the museum refuses to let anyone test it, it is perceived by many to be of bovine origin. Despite this, the museum suggests it has magical powers and can cure impotence for those who gaze upon its magnificence.

Click on the “continue reading” link below to watch the 2021 remix of “Rasputin” by Majestic & Boney M.

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Jan 20, 2023

Joke: Crazy in Love

A woman will pour hot wax on her vagina and pull it off, just so you will like her more. And you’re surprised when she acts crazy?

Jan 19, 2023

Quoted: Pure Dirt

“She is addictive because she possesses a pure heart and a dirty mind.”

– J. M. Storm, modern-day American writer/poet who is a mechanic by trade. Check out his literary work on Amazon by clicking the “continue reading” link.

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Jan 18, 2023

Word Up: “Dogging”

The phrase “Dogging” is from the UK and is a slang term for the act of watching others having sex outdoors in public places. It originated from pedestrians (often with dogs) stumbling across courting couples engaging in sexual activity al fresco. The most common location being in vehicles, in parking lots (car parks), in out of the way rural or semi-rural spots – often at the start of popular walking trails. This resulted in some of these walkers stopping to have a prolonged look. Nudity and sexual activity in public are illegal, as it is in many countries around the world, but the UK has a large network of public footpaths across the country. This makes it impossible for law enforcement agencies to effectively police these areas – a rough guess is there are about 1.5 miles of public track for every square mile in the country. This, coupled with all the other demands made upon the police forces, means this activity is often overlooked (unless it creates a disturbance or is clearly blatant).

Dogging developed during the 1950s & 60s, as more and more people had access to the motor car, and by the 1980s the car had become a prime venue for young couples and those involved in extra-marital fun. This making out while in a car usually takes place after dark and away from the prying eyes of children. What began as voyeurism for a “lucky” find, has turned into exhibitionism. Couples may leave the vehicle’s interior light on for people to watch, and even roll down the windows or leave a door open, as an invitation for the strangers who are watching to join in. While this activity may be random at known popular “dogging” locations, it may now be organized and scheduled on internet platforms such as social media.

Although there is no clear origin of the term “dogging,” it is usually thought to derive from dog walking. This could be by an “accidental” voyeur encountering this activity while walking the dog; what some “voyeurs” tell their partner they are doing while hunting for a dogging location; or even what voyeurs may say they are doing if encountered at a dogging location by the police. Obviously, it helps to have a dog with you! Another alternative view is that dogs usually engage in sex in the open air, and this human activity is emulating them – hence “dogging.”

We have been unable to substantiate this but there is a rumor of the Ultimate Dogging Championships. Believed to have first been held in NW England in 2008/9, events are thought to include Most Extreme Slapper, Pearly Rain, & the 10-Man Train. There has apparently been discussion for these Championships to be recorded and “televised.” No doubt dogged persistence will pay off eventually.

Jan 17, 2023

Quoted: Wrongfully Right

“To err is human, but it feels divine.”

- Mae West, American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, comedian & sex symbol (1893 – 1980).

Jan 16, 2023

Joke: A Sixth Sense?

Guys, does your dick ever get randomly hard, and you’re like…“What is it, boy? What do you see?”

Jan 14, 2023

Sportsbook at Cloakroom in DC

Bet on Sporting Events while Enjoying Drinks & Adult Entertainment at the Cloakroom in Washington DC. From 11am today (14th January 2023), they have the Grand Opening of "Over Under" - their year-round Sportsbook Rooftop Lounge. we bet this will be a big success!

Jan 14, 2023

Sexy Facts: “Ballsy” Beer & Thorrablot

The Icelandic brewing company Stedji, after nearly a decade of producing Icelandic beer, have sadly closed. Amongst their now lamented collection of beers was one referred to as the most controversial beer in the world. It was a seasonal “Whale Ale” called “Hvalur 2” and was made only in winter for the “Thorri Festival.” Brewed using pure Icelandic water, malted barley, and berry hops, the beers central ingredient was sheep-shit smoked Fin whale testicles. Check out the YouTube video about this by clicking on the “continue reading” link below.

In Iceland, the 13th week of winter (considered the 4th month of winter, running from mid-January to mid-February) is the start of the Thorri Festival, a pagan sacrifice to ensure the return of summer, aka “Thorrablot.” It begins on the 1st Friday after January 19th (this is the 20th January for 2023) and is believed to originate from an ancient king of Finland who made this yearly sacrifice to Thor – the Norse God of Thunder. Today, it is a time for local communities to eat, drink, and be merry together. Unusual Icelandic culinary delights consumed include singed & boiled sheep’s head, blood sausage using congealed sheep’s blood wrapped in a ram’s stomach, whale blubber, pickled ram’s testicles, fermented rotten shark’s meat, and Brennivin – a potato and caraway schnapps - aka “Black Death.”

The first day of Thorri is known as Men’s, Husband’s or Farmer’s Day. It is a day set aside to honor the “master of the house” who should “arise on the celebration day, put only one leg of his trousers and underwear on, and hop around outside calling men on neighboring farms to attend a feast to welcome the month of Thorri. Thankfully, there is also some level of equality, as the last day of Thorri (19th February 2023) is Women’s Day. On this day the women are pampered, somewhat akin to Valentine’s Day, and flowers are normally given as gifts.

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Jan 13, 2023

Octobooty DJ Residency - Hustler Vegas

Adult film star and showgirl perfomer Daizha Morgann, best known as Octobooty due to her distinctive tattoo, has been continuing to develop her DJ skills over the last few years. This has resulted in her gaining a well-deserved residency at the Hustler Club in Las Vegas NV. This begins tonight (13th January) from 11pm - 2a.m. Moving forward, DJ Octobooty will be providing the sounds every Friday & Saturday night (from 11pm - 2am), at the Vegas hustler venue, throughout the whole of 2023. Be sure to move to her groove whenever you're in town!

Jan 13, 2023

Joke: A Hard Dosage

The hardest day of my life was when I overdosed on Viagra. Afterward, I decided to get rid of all the remaining pills, by dumping them in the toilet. I couldn’t close the lid for a week.

Jan 12, 2023

Godfather's GC - New Location Wheeling WV (Updated)

Godfather's Gentlemen's Clubs opened up a third location on Wednesday 11th January 2022 at 2102 Main Street, Wheeling, West Virginia 26003. It was followed by a Grand Opening Party on Friday 13th & Saturday 14th January. This joins their other locations based at 601 Penn Street (South), Wheeling, WV 26003 (closed for the foreseeable, as it is being remodeled), and 723 Lafayette Avenue, Moundsville, WV 26041.

Details of new strip club openings are on our website, click on the "continue reading" link to find out more.

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Jan 12, 2023

Quoted: Scanty Panties

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

- Dorothy Parker (nee Rothchild), American writer (1893 – 1967) from New Jersey. Best known for her satire, screen writing, and poetry filled with her sharp wit.

Jan 11, 2023

Word Up: “MILF”

“MILF” is an abbreviation, and trendy slang term starting back in the 1990s, for “Mother (or Mom) I’d Like to Fuck.” It refers to an attractive and stylish young mother (usually in their mid-30s) who is more than capable of “still” being a hottie despite the demands of parenting (as often perceived by younger teenage males). This phenomenon was most notably brought to the attention of the public by the 1967 film “The Graduate,” based on the 1963 book of the same title by Charles Webb.

Bonus Points:

1. There are over 40,000 MILF videos on Pornhub with it being the 3rd most-searched-for term and the 3rd most-viewed category.

2. Other related acronyms are DILF (Dad I’d Like to Fuck), FILF (Father I’d Like to Fuck), SMILF (Single Mother I’d Like to Fuck), and GILF (Granny I’d Like to Fuck).

3. On Amazon there are over 10,000 Erotica book titles using MILF references.

4. There have been two mainstream sex comedy films with the title “MILF” – in 2010 (American) & 2018 (French) – neither is likely to make you laugh out loud, but both have the possibility to put a smile on your face.

5. Many adult film stars, models, and showgirls report earning more money in their 30s than in their 20s.

Jan 10, 2023

Quoted: Sweet Scent

“Aromatherapy – Falling asleep covered in your scent.”

- Jonny Ox, a modern-day writer of poetic musings on Facebook @jonnyox410, & Instagram @jonny_ox.

Jan 09, 2023

Joke: Well, I'll be Scuppered

Why don't pirates go to strip clubs? They already have all the booty.

Jan 07, 2023

Sexy Facts: Should You Sleep Together?

We’re not talking about sex but literally, referring to sleeping in the same bed with your partner. This may seem an odd question because today most couples share their bed with each other, and those who don’t are thought to be having relationship problems. However, this has not always been the case…

In the 1800s the medical opinion was family members (including spouses) shouldn’t share the same bed together as it was “unhygienic”. It was believed diseases (such as cholera, typhoid, etc.) were airborne and easily spread in close quarters, such as when sharing the same bed, or even bedroom. Most people didn’t possess the financial standing to have a bedroom for each member of the household, and consequently, couples would use twin beds in their bedrooms. Even when medical opinion changed, the twin bed culture was so ingrained it remained standard practice into the 1930s, with a slow change to this sleeping “fashion” beginning in the 1940s.

By the 1950s couples wanted to share their beds for intimacy, affection, comfort, and companionship, and has become commonplace for almost 100 years now. However, it is possible couples are sacrificing healthy sleep patterns in order to conform to this “new” norm! If you think about it, there are quite a few actual/potential disruptions and discomforts we could be needlessly enduring:

1. Sleep noise (e.g., snoring).

2. Movement caused by tossing & turning, including “space stealing” where one partner sprawls.

3. Conflicting sleep/work/play schedules.

4. Different circadian rhythms e.g., females sleep 1 - 2 hours longer than males.

5. Mattress requirements, some like it firm, others prefer it soft.

6. Noise (e.g., some need silence, others require music playing etc.).

7. Light levels (e.g., some need absolute darkness, others require a nightlight, etc.).

8. Correct temperature is essential, some like it cool, enjoying a breeze from a fan, while others need it to be toasty with no air movement.

9. Some like their pets (e.g., dogs and cats) to share their bed, while others don’t.

10. “Blanket stealing” where one partner perpetually hogs all the bedding.

These things can lead to sleep patterns being disturbed. Research shows up to 50% of nightly sleep disruptions can be due to your sleeping partner. Frustration, annoyance, and resentment can creep in, even becoming a hotbed for fighting in your relationship, due to these disruptions. In the short term, this can leave people tired, irritable, and ultimately less focused and productive. In the long term, this can increase stress, reduce overall well-being, and possibly result in a shorter lifespan!

As it happens couples can be more content, and maybe happier, by sleeping in separate beds/bedrooms. Some find their relationship improves as not only does it provide a sense of individual autonomy, and even equality, it improves communication, while preventing complacency due to familiarity, and can stop sexual boredom while increasing sexual desire. Not sleeping together might just have a positive impact on you wanting to sleep together!

Jan 06, 2023

Joke: Harassment

English Grade School Test Question: Use the word “Harassment” in a grammatically correct sentence.

My answer: “I was dating a girl and her-ass-ment a lot to me”.

Jan 05, 2023

Sinsations Opens Tonight in NJ

Sinsations Gentlemen's Club is opening its doors, at 77 NJ-36, Keansburg, New Jersey 07734, from 7pm tonight (Thursday 5th January). Enjoy free entry, a free buffet (while it lasts), & a raffle for free drinks & dances throughout the night.

Details of new strip club openings, such as this one, can be found on our website - click the "continue reading" link to go there.

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Jan 05, 2023

Tickets for the Seattle Erotic Art Festival

Tickets for the Seattle Erotic Art Festival are now on sale. Scheduled for 21st - 23rd April 2023 you can find out more about this annual event, including a link to buy tickets, on our website. Click the "continue reading" link to go there.

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Jan 05, 2023

Quoted: Sweet Spots

“I can smell your honey in all the places you want to be stung.”

- Jonny Ox, a modern-day writer of poetic musings on Facebook @jonnyox410, & Instagram @jonny_ox.

Jan 04, 2023

Word Up: “Spinnbarkeit”

First, some important background information. Vaginal discharge is a normal process whereby glands in the walls of the vagina, vulva, and cervix make secretions to flush the vagina of old cells which once lined their walls. It is made up of fluid from the uterus & fallopian tubes, cervical mucus, oils, sweat, old cells (as mentioned), and some healthy bacteria. This may not sound very appealing but simply put, vaginal discharge is slightly salty water, with some mucus (to make it a little gel-like), which has a subtle pleasant aroma and is clear or slightly milky.

What happens to the vaginal discharge, around the middle of the menstrual cycle when a female is at her most fertile, is most interesting. For a day or two, on either side of her ovulating, the vaginal discharge gains its most opaque (almost milky) look. Then suddenly during the optimal 24-hour window of peak fertility, the vaginal discharge goes clear, and it reaches its “gloopiest” consistency. This elastic or stretchy attribute is referred to in the medical community…wait for it…by the German word, “Spinnbarkeit,” and translates into English as “Spinnability”.

Jan 03, 2023

Quoted: Work that Body

“How can you say, ‘sex work’ isn’t work, when it’s literally in the name.” – Unknown.

Jan 02, 2023

Joke: Party On!

At my age, I can still party like a rock star.

However, it would appear I can no longer recover like one.

Dec 31, 2022

Miss Nude World 2022 - Final Show

Current Reigning Miss Nude World, Ruby Ryder says goodbye to her title at 12am tonight. However, she will be having one last hoorah as Miss Nude World 2022, at Uncle Bucks Boobie Bungalow, in Huntsville Alabama. You can see her performing in the closing stages of 2022, at 11.15pm 31st December. She hands the reins over to Ginger Wolfe, who is Miss Nude World 2023, from 12am 1st January 2023.

More information about the Miss Nude World Competition can be found on our website - click the "continue reading" link to go there.

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Dec 31, 2022

Sexy Facts: Sexy Wine Resolution

Wine is called a social lubricant as it’s good at helping people to loosen up and shed some of their inhibitions. The ancient Greeks worshipped Dionysus, aka Bacchus in ancient Rome, the God of fertility and wine. This pairing indicates these past civilizations had made an erotic link between sex and wine. Although to be fair, any teenager or young adult can work out they are more likely to have sex if their partner is a little tipsy. However, wine may be more of an aphrodisiac than we realize!

1. All alcoholic beverages contain Ethanol and drinking a small amount increases your libido. This is because it directly affects your hypothalamus, a part of your brain that controls basic human functions. This causes your body temperature to go up (making you flushed) and may assist in releasing hormones that enhance your attachment behavior and increase your sex drive.

2. Grapes contain Polyphenols, a large group of organic compounds, which includes tannins (particularly in red wines). These Polyphenol tannins are believed to increase libido by improving blood flow, especially to the erectile tissue and other erogenous zones of the body.

3. Grapes also contain another group of organic compounds called Amines, which are at higher levels in red wines. These include Tyramine (which improves blood flow), Spermidine (which helps to improve fertility), Serotonin (a mood enhancer used to increase happiness and sexual desire), and Histamine (a stimulant providing heightened senses and increased sex drive).

4. Red wine contains a compound called Resveratrol; a powerful antioxidant found in grape skins. Amongst its many positive health benefits, it has been found to enhance sexual engagement.

5. Red wine also contains an enzyme, referred to as UGT2B17, known to increase sex drive. In males, it increases testosterone levels, and one glass of red wine may increase T-levels by up to 70% for a 2-hour period.

Many studies indicate drinking a glass or two of wine each day is good for you, and one study from the University of Florence in Italy has found an interesting link. People who drink 1 – 2 glasses of wine each day have a higher sex drive than other types of alcoholic drinkers or those who are tee-total. Given all the above scientific information, this should not really surprise us. What may be surprising is that the chemical compounds are in trace amounts and 1 or 2 glasses of wine is a perfect quantity, above this level and the effects quickly begin to work against us. When it comes to wine it really is about moderation. We know what our new year’s resolution is: Get sexier by drinking a glass or two of wine each day.

Dec 30, 2022

Dirty Show, Feb 2023 - Tickets on Sale

Tickets are now on sale for the 23rd Dirty Show.

Find out more about this International Erotic Art Exhibition, being held in Detroit MI during February 2023, on our website. Click the "continue reading" link to go there.

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Dec 30, 2022

The Pony Galesburg IL Opens Tonight

What was called "Showgirls" is now "The Pony". Located at 625 McClure Street, Galesburg, Illinois 61401 (Tel: 309-247-1200), they are scheduled to open tonight (Friday 30th December 2022).

Dec 30, 2022

Joke: Ugly Sex

Getting sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping. It’ll be fun but whatever you do, don’t look down.

Dec 29, 2022

Quoted: Bite Me!

“She doesn’t bite her tongue for anyone, but I hope she bites her lip for me.”

– Joseph Colombrita, modern-day poet from New Jersey. Check on his book “Imagine” available on Amazon by clicking on the “continue reading” link.

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Dec 28, 2022

Jaguars San Antonio Opens Tonight

Previously known as Rick's Cabaret, the newly renamed Jaguars Club opens its doors tonight (Wednesday 28th December 2022), from 9pm - 5am. They can be found at 5418 Brewster Street, San Antonio, Texas 78233 (Tel: 210-657-2800).

The 10,000-square-foot BYOB adult nightclub has been extensively remodeled, with new state-of-the-art sound, lighting, video systems, main floor, and cabana seating. Details of new strip club openings can be found on our website - click the "continue reading" link to go there.

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Dec 28, 2022

Word Up: “Looners”

New Year celebrations typically involve a balloon drop, followed by the “popping” of the balloons. Now, if you find yourself with an uncontrollable urge to pop the balloons, it could be you’re a “Looner.”

People with a sexual balloon fetish are colloquially called “looners.” This may take the simple form of getting sexually excited from popping or seeing/hearing balloons being popped but this is just the tip of the iceberg. It may progress to “balloon play” where you discover ways to involve balloons in your sexual activities e.g., having a partner perform fellatio while they bounce up and down on a large balloon (and endeavoring to pop it at the climactic moment); rolling around in an area filled with balloons while having sex and popping the balloons with your combined body weights; getting a kick out of blowing up balloons while sexual acts are performed on you; etc. The above examples mostly concentrate on “Poppers” but some looners are “Non-poppers,” and simply enjoy the visual aesthetics or the feel of balloons (some like being teased with them or just laying on them).

This is a reasonably unconventional and specialized fetish. However, it is closely allied to rubber and latex fetishes. The good thing is that it’s a harmless pursuit - unless animals or other humans fear the “stretchy” noise or the loud popping sounds of the balloons. Some looners have “munch” parties for others in the balloon fetish community to gather and enjoy their kink together. It doesn’t usually involve sexual activity and is more of a “play” party.

Check out the Balloons United website for looners, enthusiasts, & people looking for unusual balloons, by clicking the “continue reading” link.

Bonus Notes:

1. In 2019 Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke, stars of the TV HBO comedy-drama “Girls” (2012 – 2017), respectively wore a “Rubberist” and “Looner” outfit to the Met Gala in New York.

2. If you’re fearful of balloons, then there’s a name for it - “Globophobia.”

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Dec 27, 2022

Quoted: Striptease

“The art of striptease should be rechristened ‘Deciduous Kinesthetics’.”

– Ann Corio, famous American burlesque performer, and actress (1909 – 1999).

Dec 26, 2022

Joke: Sexy Overindulgence

Pro Tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.

Dec 24, 2022

Sexy Facts: Christmas Day Sex

According to one survey, around 60% of cohabiting couples won’t have sex on Christmas Day. The number one reason is because of overindulging on food, alcohol, or both. This is closely followed by being over-stressed due to having too much to do or having to host people you would rather not. Other reasons include being annoyed by your partner (often due to their poor choice of gift(s)), fear of being overheard, or simply your lovemaking has tailed off across the years, so it really doesn’t matter.

Yet another survey suggests 75% of couples do have sex on Christmas Day, with 50% marking it on their calendar! Nearly 50% cite the act of “doing it” in a childhood room as extra thrilling, not to mention the excitement of potentially being walked in on whilst in the act, or on being overheard. Other moments of sexy seasonal fun include doing it on the roof of the family home, in a car rental, in a childhood treehouse, or behind the Christmas tree. And if some of this kinky-filled pleasure isn’t enough, quite a few enjoy having sex to special Yuletide songs, the favorites being: “Jingle Bells,” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” and “Baby it’s Cold Outside.”

We’re sure both surveys have a degree of realism to them, and the middle ground would suggest around 50% of couples have sex on Christmas Day. What might sway the balance is an interesting piece of information. One of the most popular times for giving birth is September, and most frequently between the 9th and 19th days of this month. If you do the math and count back 38 weeks (the average length of human gestation, from conception to birth), then hey presto, Christmas Day looks like a very popular date to conceive. Have yourself a very merry Christmas!

Dec 23, 2022

Check & Be Safe

As winter really takes hold and Christmas is all but upon us...

1. If heading out to a strip club, ensure it is open. Some have closed due to the weather (or in advance of projected weather conditions), and some are closed for Christmas.

2. If venturing out, be safe!

Dec 23, 2022

Joke: Seasonal Ditty

A reworked seasonal ditty, in honor of them titties...

“Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, jiggle all the way...oh what fun it is to ride, and watch them swing and sway, hey!”

Dec 22, 2022

Quoted: Sweet Addiction

“She is addictive because she possesses a pure heart and a dirty mind.”

– J. M. Storm, modern-day American writer/poet who is a mechanic by trade. Check out his literary work on Amazon by clicking the “continue reading” link.

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Dec 21, 2022

Bye Bye to "Crazy Horse Too" in Vegas

The “Crazy Horse Too,” on Industrial Rd in Las Vegas NV, was built in 1972 and was originally called “Billy Joe’s.” The infamous strip club has had a plotted history with mafia ties and, across the years, garnered a multitude of criminal and licensing infractions. This came to a head in 2003 when raided by the FBI and the property was finally sold by the federal government in 2011. It had a brief rebirth but low customer numbers, the decaying fabric of the building, and licensing difficulties resulted in it permanently closing its doors in 2014. Since this time, it has slowly crumbled, helped by break-ins by vagrants, and numerous fires (including 3 in the last year alone), not to mention the discovery of asbestos on the property. Declared a hazard, this fated piece of history is now being removed. Demolition began on Monday 19th December and once leveled, will be fenced off while the land awaits the next as yet unknown chapter in its future.

Dec 21, 2022

Word Up: “Nutscaping”

This is something that’s been around since 2007 but is not about trimming or shaving your hairy testicular area (i.e., manscaping). Originated by New Zealander Clancy Philbrick, nutscaping is a slightly different type of artistry – it’s all about taking photographs of your dangling balls in front of a pretty scene. Not to be confused with the ubiquitous “dick pic”, this is an altogether more “ballsy” affair. As a rule, the vista is the most important aspect of the selfie image, with the scrotum usually relegated to a dark/blurry object in the foreground. At best, it may look like a moon in the sky, hanging over the scenery. Many a person has posed this question about nuscaping, “Why…?”

Well, nutscaping is mostly about fun, with a bit of skill and artistry thrown in. Whether you love or abhor hairy testicles is down to the eye of the beholder, although for some it is highlighting an underrated part of the male anatomy. The original Tumblr social media account (and accounts on other platforms) have been shut down, emptied, or replaced with cartoon imagery, so finding nutscaping examples online is a hit-or-miss affair. However, should you have the balls to go nuscaping yourself, here are 10 tips on "How to Nutscape":

1. Find yourself an awesome backdrop. Traditionally this is whilst out hiking, and while outdoors is de rigeur, you could always have fun with staged indoor novelty scenes.

2. Turn your back to the awesome scene, as you’re going to need to shoot backwards.

3. Drop your pants and any other garments to free your wedding tackle.

4. Bend over and shoot the Nutscape back through your legs.

5. It’s useful to wear loose clothing like sweatpants, lounge pants, athletic shorts, etc., for fast release of the crown jewels, as the quicker you take shots in public the better.

6. It’s easy to lose your balance when making the necessary “Nutscape stance”, so ensure you are on level ground with a firm wide-legged position.

7. Don’t think you need to do any clever acrobatics to get a good shot, focus on simplicity to achieve your Nutscape.

8. Remember it's called nutscaping, and not “dickscaping,” so keep your penis out of the shot (holding it aside with one hand if necessary).

9. Collaboration is fun, so get your friends involved for more of a competitive spirit.

10. Remember, exposing your genitals in public is (generally) a criminal offence throughout the USA (and, if convicted, you could end up classified as a sex offender). You can even be prosecuted on the basis of photographic evidence (particularly if the background and you are identifiable). Please note, we do not accept any responsibility for where you choose to swing your balls.

If you haven’t reached your Nutbush City limits, check out a YouTube clip about nutscaping from the Graham Norton Show, by clicking on the “continue reading” link.

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Dec 20, 2022

Quoted: Mistakes, I've Made a Few

“To err is human, but it feels divine.”

- Mae West, American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, comedian & sex symbol (1893 – 1980).

Dec 19, 2022

Pin Ups to PT's - Summer in Ft. Worth TX

RCI Hospitality Holdings Inc announced today (Mon 19th Dec) that they purchased Pin Ups Cabaret at 5000 Mark IV Parkway, Fort Worth, Texas 76106. The existing 8,000+ sq ft building is to be remodeled, renamed PT's Showclub, and is expected to open in Summer 2023. RCI, with brands such as Rick's Cabaret & Scarlett's Cabaret, now have a chain of nearly 60 adult nightclubs across the country.

Details relating to new strip clubs in the USA can be found on our website by clicking on the "continue reading" link.

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Dec 19, 2022

Joke: Trophy Wife

A friend of mine has a trophy wife. I can tell it wasn’t for first place.

Dec 17, 2022

Sexy Facts: Diet Semen?

Semen consists of about 95% water, with the remaining 5% comprised of sperm. In one teaspoon of sperm, there are around 200 different proteins plus trace amounts of vitamins and minerals including calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, sodium bicarbonate, vitamins B12 & C, and zinc. When you also consider a teaspoon of semen consists of a range from 5 to 25 calories, it all sounds like an extremely nutritious and healthy snack. We’re not convinced, however, that this is a strong enough reason to persuade a sexual partner to swallow if they are not already inclined to do so. Even referring to cum as, “High fructose porn syrup,” is unlikely to change the situation. So, this does beg the question, “How many swallow?”

There has been no significant study carried out on ingesting semen during sexual activities, only one survey (that we could find). The results indicate 79% of women swallow cum, with 58% finding it a turn-on. This purely looked at heterosexual relationships and did not identify the nature of the relationship (e.g., casual partners, courting couples, long-term relationships, etc.). Therefore, we are unable to ascertain if the following classic joke has any credence: “How do you stop your girlfriend from giving you a blow job? Marry her!”

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